February 2012
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Okay, I can’t be the only person afraid of mirrors.
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There was just an ice cube in my turkey wrap.
Totally thought I lost a tooth omg
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what the actual fuck.
i got this stitch phone case today and it is literally the cutest thing ever. i was so fucking happy and i couldn’t stop smiling and i was just constantly filled with joy for a few hours.
then it broke.
now i’m depressed because the world can’t allow me to have more than a few hours of joy and i hate everything and i just want to cry because this stupid case is all i wanted...
glee was sad and stuff
but quinn is so pretty
Dear residents of Brittany Hall,
ELEVATOR ETIQUETTE.
also stop being high as balls. You can still take a flight of stairs.
Sincerely,
I will murder you
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For Lent I'm giving up feeling sorry for myself...
Also, soda.
My Advanced College Essay teacher is actually the...
I’m literally so pissed right now. I think I’m going to withdraw and take it next year.
I just really can’t deal with her right now. And I’m honestly going through a really weird time right now and would like a little stress relief.
Thoughts from Ed Theatre upperclassmen?
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Don't worry I refilled my account
With change I’ve been saving.
That bank lady hates me now. Oh well.
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My bank balance is currently -$6.77
This is literally the epitome of broke as fuck.
Why is everything turning to shit this week UGH
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They were serving jambalaya at the dining halls...
I felt like Princess Tiana.
i really hate when nyu tells me things that i know...
like, i’m not an idiot. don’t lie to me. i have researched these things, and i know that they’re possible.
JANET STOP LYING.
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i watch marilyn
and think how alike we are…
how ridiculous
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I'm so cold but I don't feel like getting out of...
#dayoff
#happypresidentsday
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I woke up with 22 notifications on Facebook
I DIDN’T KNOW THIS WAS POSSIBLE
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sorry for all the taylor-zac spam
but i’m actually not sorry at all
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My mom is emailing me about Rogaine…
– quotes by Daryl Embry
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Thursday night I got my hair cut by a woman named Mercedes
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Did you ever just put something down and then have no idea where it could be?...
– My roommate just said this.
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i keep walking past mirrors and other reflect-y surfaces and scaring myself until i realize “that’s not a nazi, it’s me!”
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yeah also the drainage from those cysts didn’t mix too well with the depends I have on
GODDAMMIT THE CUTE STOCK BOY AT KMART TOLD ME THEY WERE HYPOALLERGENIC FUCK MY LIFE